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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




PAT--'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer

Puns Home









PAT--"'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer. Yer wuz near

Kilt."



MIKE--"Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain

hung."











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Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Tom--what's That
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
What Have You Here
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
You Have A Bad Cold He Said