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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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PAT--'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer
Puns Home
PAT--"'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer. Yer wuz near
Kilt."
MIKE--"Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain
hung."
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
If Tough Spells Tough
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Husband--where's Your Mistress
--when Mrs
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Mr
Guest--what Have You Got
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
What's The Matter Here
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
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