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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




PAT--'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer

Puns Home











PAT--"'Twas the divil of a blow the dago gave yer. Yer wuz near

Kilt."



MIKE--"Begorra, I wish I had died that I moite see the villain

hung."











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That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
Scene--cabstand
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Lady--what
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
What's The Matter Here
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Where Are You Working Now
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
Guest--what Have You Got
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls