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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Only a silver watch said the pawnbroker
Puns Home
"Only a silver watch," said the pawnbroker. "The last time I
advanced you money on your watch it had a solid gold case."
"Yes," replied Hard-uppe, "but--er--circumstances alter cases,
you know."
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Is It Raining Girls
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
What's The Matter Here
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
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