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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




NEWLYWED-What do bachelors know about women

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NEWLYWED-"What do bachelors know about women?"



OLDBACH-"Lots; otherwise they would not be bachelors."











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When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
I Will Not Sit That Way
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
--when Mrs
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
If Tough Spells Tough
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Well Have You Anything To Say
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary