Once upon a time there dwelt near a large wood a poor wood-cutter, with his wife and two children by his former marriage, a little boy called Hansel and a girl named Gretel. He had little enough to eat; and once, when there was a great fam... Read more of Hansel And Gretel at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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NEWLYWED-What do bachelors know about women

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NEWLYWED-"What do bachelors know about women?"



OLDBACH-"Lots; otherwise they would not be bachelors."











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