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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Mrs
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
How Are You To-day
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called "The Automobile?"
MR. B.--No; sort of breakdown, I suppose?
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The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
The Street Car Lurched
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Mrs
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
An Excellent Reason
What A Distinguished Looking Man
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Husband--where's Your Mistress
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
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