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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MRS
Puns Home
MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called "The Automobile?"
MR. B.--No; sort of breakdown, I suppose?
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About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Harold Began His Wife
I'll Admit Said Mrs
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
How Are You To-day
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
A Dude From St
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
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