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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Puns Home









MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called "The Automobile?"



MR. B.--No; sort of breakdown, I suppose?











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Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little As You Go Your Way; Bluffing May Not Always Help You-- Many Times It May
The Street Car Lurched
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker