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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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MRS. B.--Have you seen the new dance called "The Automobile?"



MR. B.--No; sort of breakdown, I suppose?











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Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
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Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Doing Anything Now Bill
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Why Do You Call Him 'mr