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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MRS
Puns Home
MRS. PENDERGAST (in disgust)--You call these shades alike! Is
there anything you can match?
MR. PENDERGAST--Yes. Pennies.
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A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
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