By the side of a wood, in a country a long way off, ran a fine stream of water; and upon the stream there stood a mill. The miller's house was close by, and the miller, you must know, had a very beautiful daughter. She was, moreover, very shrew... Read more of Rumpelstiltskin at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once