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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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MISTRESS (to cook who has fallen down stairs)--I hope that you
did not hurt yourself Mary
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MISTRESS (to cook who has fallen down stairs)--I hope that you
did not hurt yourself, Mary?
MARY--Oh, no, ma'am; Oi overtook meself at the bottom.
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Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Are You The Photographer
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
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