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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Men are deceivers as a rule

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Men are deceivers as a rule,

And trust them far you never can;

Though at confectioner's sometimes

You may unearth a candied man!











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The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
The Street Car Lurched
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
He's A Professional Grafter
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
How Are You To-day
Diner--hello
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000