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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Men are deceivers as a rule
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Men are deceivers as a rule,
And trust them far you never can;
Though at confectioner's sometimes
You may unearth a candied man!
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A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
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How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
I'll Admit Said Mrs
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
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