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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Men are deceivers as a rule

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Men are deceivers as a rule,

And trust them far you never can;

Though at confectioner's sometimes

You may unearth a candied man!











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You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Do I Bore You
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
I Will Not Sit That Way
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
You Treat Me Cried Mrs