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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Miss Prim is a very proper young lady

Puns Home









"Miss Prim is a very proper young lady."



"Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano

without a chaperon."











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An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
What Is Love
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Mr
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Love They Say Is Blind
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples