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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Miss Prim is a very proper young lady

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"Miss Prim is a very proper young lady."



"Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano

without a chaperon."











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What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Tom--what's That
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
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Guest--what Have You Got