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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Miss Prim is a very proper young lady

Puns Home









"Miss Prim is a very proper young lady."



"Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano

without a chaperon."











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The Landlord Came To Mrs
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket