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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




MAY--I wonder what the men do at the club

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MAY--I wonder what the men do at the club?



PAMELA--From what Jack says I guess they play with the kitty most

of the time.











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--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
What Is The Secret Of Success
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Mr
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He