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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Let me see said the minister
Puns Home
"Let me see," said the minister, who was filling out the marriage
certificate and had forgotten the date, "this is the fifth, is it
not?"
"No, sir!" said the bride, with some indignation, "this is only
my third!"
Next: She--I had a $5 bill in this dictionary yesterday and I can't
find it anywhere
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After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Well Have You Anything To Say
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Pressed For Work--cider
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
And So Prof
Is It Raining Girls
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
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