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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day

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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Let me see said the minister

Puns Home

"Let me see," said the minister, who was filling out the marriage

certificate and had forgotten the date, "this is the fifth, is it


"No, sir!" said the bride, with some indignation, "this is only

my third!"

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They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
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When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
Little Mary Quite Contrary
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Pressed For Work--cider
Knock And The World Knocks With You
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked Up A Hub And Spoke
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Do You Believe In Luck