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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
The Hawk Was Dozing
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Mr
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary