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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Ma what is a Panama man called

Puns Home









"Ma, what is a Panama man called?"



"A Panaman, Johnny."



"Then what is a Panama woman?"



"If she's married and obeys President Roosevelt she's just a

plain Panama."











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Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Knock And The World Knocks With You
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Mrs
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Mr