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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Ma what is a Panama man called

Puns Home











"Ma, what is a Panama man called?"



"A Panaman, Johnny."



"Then what is a Panama woman?"



"If she's married and obeys President Roosevelt she's just a

plain Panama."











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Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
The Hawk Was Dozing
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
What's The Matter Here
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
I Will Not Sit That Way
When Was Money First Invented
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
Do You Believe In Luck
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred