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Lawyer: Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a juror where the penalty is death

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Lawyer: "Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a

juror where the penalty is death?"



Boston Talesman: "I have."



Lawyer: "What, is your objection?"



Boston Talesman: "I do not desire to die."











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