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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Lawyer: Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a juror where the penalty is death

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Lawyer: "Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a

juror where the penalty is death?"

Boston Talesman: "I have."

Lawyer: "What, is your objection?"

Boston Talesman: "I do not desire to die."

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Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Tom--what's That
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes Practice Inside Of It
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
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When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
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