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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Lawyer: Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a
juror where the penalty is death
Puns Home
Lawyer: "Have you conscientious scruples against serving as a
juror where the penalty is death?"
Boston Talesman: "I have."
Lawyer: "What, is your objection?"
Boston Talesman: "I do not desire to die."
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Puns
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last
Night
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
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