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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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KID--Did the dogs ever bite you
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KID--Did the dogs ever bite you?
GENT--What dogs?
KID--The dogs you ran after. Pa was telling Ma that you used to
chase the growler when he first knew you.
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Puns
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
That Man Has Had Five Wives
What Is The Secret Of Success
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
So Maude Is Happily Married
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Let Me See Said The Minister
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Only Tells Half
Why So Glum Blumly
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
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