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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JOHNNY--What makes you look so tired
Puns Home
JOHNNY--What makes you look so tired?
TOMMY--My step-mother is sick end now I'll get licked before
every meal. The doctor says she must take exercise on an empty
stomach.
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Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Mr
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Electricity Is A Great Educator
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim
Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
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