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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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JIM--Why do you wear your stocking wrong side outward
Puns Home
JIM--"Why do you wear your stocking wrong side outward?"
PAT--"Because there's a hole on the other side."
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I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
I Will Not Sit That Way
Do You Believe In Luck
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
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