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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It was the morning after and he wanted a small favor
Puns Home
It was the morning after, and he wanted a small favor.
"I admit that I am temporarily hard up," he said, "but that's
because I can't realize."
"Can't realize on what?"
"On my thirst. If I could only sell that thirst for half what it
cost me I'd be all right."
Next: When the penniless lordling to get a rich wife
Of his own nationality fails
He crosses the ocean with heart light and gay
And robs the United States males
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We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Mr
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To
Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
The Street Car Lurched
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
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