There was once a little girl who was very, very poor. Her father and mother had died, and at last she had no little room to stay in, and no little bed to sleep in, and nothing more to eat except one piece of bread. So she said a prayer, put on ... Read more of THE STAR DOLLARS at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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In this glorious land of the free you always have to pay for the drinks in order to get a whack at the free lunch

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In this glorious land of the free, you always have to pay for the

drinks in order to get a whack at the free lunch.











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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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