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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




In this glorious land of the free you always have to pay for the drinks in order to get a whack at the free lunch

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In this glorious land of the free, you always have to pay for the

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When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
What Have You Here
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
The Landlord Came To Mrs
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate