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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




In this glorious land of the free you always have to pay for the drinks in order to get a whack at the free lunch

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In this glorious land of the free, you always have to pay for the

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An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Are Your Folks Well To Do
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
Special Rules For Guests
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
And So Prof
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Where Are You Working Now
Mrs
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
If I Might Hold That Hand Again