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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




In this glorious land of the free you always have to pay for the drinks in order to get a whack at the free lunch

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In this glorious land of the free, you always have to pay for the

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A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
What Is The Secret Of Success
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Lady--what
I'm Nearly Starved
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Mr
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You