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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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If you should die what would you do with your body
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"If you should die, what would you do with your body?"
"I don't know."
"I'd sell mine to a medical student."
"Then you'd be giving yourself dead away."
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Puns
Can You Swim Little Boy
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Guest--what Have You Got
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
Mr
Mr
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His
Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Little Mary Quite Contrary
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