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If you should die what would you do with your body

Puns Home









"If you should die, what would you do with your body?"



"I don't know."



"I'd sell mine to a medical student."



"Then you'd be giving yourself dead away."











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A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
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Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
And So Prof
How Is Your House Heated
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
What Is A Swell Affair Jim