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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'm very much surprised quoth Harry
That Jane a gambler should marry
Puns Home
"I'm very much surprised," quoth Harry,
"That Jane a gambler should marry."
"I'm not at all," her sister says,
"You know he has such winning ways!"
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Little Mary Quite Contrary
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Guest--what Have You Got
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
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