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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I wouldn't stand for that if I were you
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"I wouldn't stand for that if I were you. Why don't you call him
a liar?"
"That's just what I'll do. Where, where is your telephone?"
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They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
Pressed For Work--cider
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Mrs
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
What's The Matter Here
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
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