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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I sent a dollar last week said the Good thing in answer to that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas bills

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"I sent a dollar last week" said the Good thing, "in answer to

that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas

bills."



"And you got----"



"A printed slip directing me to paste them in a scrap-book."











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So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Tom--what's That
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard