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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I sent a dollar last week said the Good thing in answer to that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas bills

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"I sent a dollar last week" said the Good thing, "in answer to

that advertisement offering a method of saving one-half my gas

bills."



"And you got----"



"A printed slip directing me to paste them in a scrap-book."











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How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Maud--how Do You Define Love
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
What Do You Think Of Windig
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Special Rules For Guests
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Young M
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket