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I saw some delicious apples growing on a tree this morning

Puns Home









"I saw some delicious apples growing on a tree this morning. I

couldn't reach them, and asked the lady of the house if she would

let me take a step-ladder."



"Did she give it to you?"



"No; but she gave me a stare."











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