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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I saw some delicious apples growing on a tree this morning
Puns Home
"I saw some delicious apples growing on a tree this morning. I
couldn't reach them, and asked the lady of the house if she would
let me take a step-ladder."
"Did she give it to you?"
"No; but she gave me a stare."
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Puns
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Pressed For Work--cider
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Love They Say Is Blind
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
A Dude From St
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
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