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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I wish the hot weather would come along sighed the thermometer

Puns Home









"I wish the hot weather would come along," sighed the

thermometer. "People are beginning to look upon me as a thing of

low degree."











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You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
Little Mary Quite Contrary
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
Do You Believe In Luck
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
What Do You Think Of Windig
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers