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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I wish the hot weather would come along sighed the thermometer

Puns Home











"I wish the hot weather would come along," sighed the

thermometer. "People are beginning to look upon me as a thing of

low degree."











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Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
A Dude From St
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
And So Prof
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Mrs
I Will Not Sit That Way
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea