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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I wish the hot weather would come along sighed the thermometer

Puns Home











"I wish the hot weather would come along," sighed the

thermometer. "People are beginning to look upon me as a thing of

low degree."











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John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Knock And The World Knocks With You
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
What Do You Think Of Windig
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule