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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I've been pondering over a very singular thing
Puns Home
"I've been pondering over a very singular thing."
"What is it?"
"How putting a ring on a woman's third finger should place you
under that woman's thumb."
Next: They cannot be complete in aught
Who are not humorously prone;
A man without a merry thought
Can hardly have a funny bone
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Puns
Doing Anything Now Bill
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The
Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
How Is Your House Heated
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
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