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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

In my business said the stock broker It is impossible to succeed without pluck

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"In my business," said the stock broker, "It is impossible to

succeed without pluck."

"Huh!" snorted the man who had been up against it, "you mean

'plucking,' don't you?"

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