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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




In my business said the stock broker It is impossible to succeed without pluck

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"In my business," said the stock broker, "It is impossible to

succeed without pluck."



"Huh!" snorted the man who had been up against it, "you mean

'plucking,' don't you?"











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The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
I'm Nearly Starved
Pressed For Work--cider
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
What's The Matter John
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
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What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
He's A Professional Grafter