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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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In my business said the stock broker It is impossible to
succeed without pluck
Puns Home
"In my business," said the stock broker, "It is impossible to
succeed without pluck."
"Huh!" snorted the man who had been up against it, "you mean
'plucking,' don't you?"
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Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Lady--what
Mrs
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
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