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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




In my business said the stock broker It is impossible to succeed without pluck

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"In my business," said the stock broker, "It is impossible to

succeed without pluck."



"Huh!" snorted the man who had been up against it, "you mean

'plucking,' don't you?"











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Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
The Landlord Came To Mrs
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
That Man Has Had Five Wives
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Can You Swim Little Boy
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March