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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It doesn't do any good to scold the janitor about our cold
rooms
Puns Home
"It doesn't do any good to scold the janitor about our cold
rooms."
"Yes, it does. I get all warmed up when I talk to him."
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Mrs
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Hush Not So Loud
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Were You Attached To The Place
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
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