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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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It's very puzzling said a worried looking woman to one of her
neighbors
Puns Home
"It's very puzzling," said a worried looking woman to one of her
neighbors.
"What's that?"
"I can't tell whether Willie is corrupting the parrot or whether
the parrot is corrupting Willie."
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I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
What Have You Here
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well--
Hence All His Ills;
And Nothing Now Agrees With Him
Excepting Pills
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is
Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
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