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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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ISAACS--Undt suppose dey did send us a message from Mars how
could dey tell if we got it
Puns Home
ISAACS--Undt suppose dey did send us a message from Mars, how
could dey tell if we got it?
COHEN--Vell, dey mighd send it gollect undt see if ve paid for
it.
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He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
I'm Nearly Starved
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Why The Bare Idea
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
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