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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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My friend said the long-coated old man solemnly have you
made preparation for the day of judgment
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"My friend," said the long-coated old man, solemnly, "have you
made preparation for the day of judgment?"
"Sir," replied the young man, "that's how I make my living."
"Young man!"
"I'm employed in the sheriffs office."
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Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
A Butcher Knows How To Make Both Ends Meet
Can You Swim Little Boy
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Ah
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Mrs
Special Rules For Guests
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Husband--where's Your Mistress
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
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