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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Of the heroine in one of the latest sensational novels it is
said: Her eyes chained him to the spit
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Of the heroine in one of the latest sensational novels it is
said: "Her eyes chained him to the spit." She must have been
links-eyed.
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Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Were You Attached To The Place
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle
Player
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Diner--hello
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
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