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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Oh I am awfully worried
Puns Home
"Oh, I am awfully worried. I walk in my sleep." "I only wish I
could do it. If I could I'd still have my job on the police
force."
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And fond of whisky plain
But when he joined the temperance club
He never smiled again
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the fat man to his neighbor on the bleachers
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What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
After All You Know Said Mr
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
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Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
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