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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop
Puns Home
"Old Jones was killed last night by a dew-drop."
"Must have been a very heavy one."
"About four hundred tons."
"Horrible!"
"You see he was standing under the trestle, and a freight train
ran off the track and dropped on him."
"But how about the dew?"
"Why, the train was due!"
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Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
What's The Matter With Smith
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
What Is Love
Love They Say Is Blind
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten
Dollars
Do You Believe In Luck
A Dude From St
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Are You The Photographer
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
--when Mrs
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Are You Engaged
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
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