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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St

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Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St. Patrick's Day.



PAT--"If I'm up first I'll make a chalk mark on the door."



MIKE--"And if I get up first I'll rub it out!"











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Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Why Are You Sad Bill
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Love They Say Is Blind
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out