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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St

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Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St. Patrick's Day.

PAT--"If I'm up first I'll make a chalk mark on the door."

MIKE--"And if I get up first I'll rub it out!"

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She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
What's The Matter Here
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea