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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St
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Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St. Patrick's Day.
PAT--"If I'm up first I'll make a chalk mark on the door."
MIKE--"And if I get up first I'll rub it out!"
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Tom--what's That
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Can You Swim Little Boy
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
So Maude Is Happily Married
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
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