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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St

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Pat and Mike each wanted to be first up on St. Patrick's Day.



PAT--"If I'm up first I'll make a chalk mark on the door."



MIKE--"And if I get up first I'll rub it out!"











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I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Do You Believe In Luck
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Are You The Photographer
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Lady--what
Why The Bare Idea