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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Held by the enemy--the ulster which we are unable to redeem

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"Held by the enemy"--the ulster which we are unable to redeem.











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Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Why Are You Sad Bill
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel