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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Held by the enemy--the ulster which we are unable to redeem
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"Held by the enemy"--the ulster which we are unable to redeem.
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My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events
And Things
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
How Is Your House Heated
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
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