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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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How about the lazy man who hurt his eye looking for work
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"How about the lazy man who hurt his eye looking for work?"
"That's nothing. How about the industrious safe breaker doing
time for making money?"
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I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Lady--what
What Do You Think Of Windig
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
--when Mrs
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
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