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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How to signal a bark--pull a dog's tail

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Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
Are You Engaged
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
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I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
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Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
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