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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Curious Isn't It
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Maud--how Do You Define Love
What Is The Secret Of Success
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
Diner--hello
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid