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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle
player
Puns Home
HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle
player.
WIFE--Why?
HUSBAND--Because it is a great melter.
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Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Where Are You Working Now
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
What A Distinguished Looking Man
A Dude From St
Diner--hello
She--are You Fond Of Tea
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
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