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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle player

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HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle

player.



WIFE--Why?



HUSBAND--Because it is a great melter.











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Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Harold Began His Wife
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Curious Isn't It
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Mrs
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same