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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
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HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle player

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HUSBAND--That ice box of ours reminds me of a good pinochle



HUSBAND--Because it is a great melter.

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I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Are You Engaged
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Pressed For Work--cider
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter