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I am told said she saucily that though you are a military man you are afraid of powder

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"I am told," said she, saucily, "that though you are a military

man, you are afraid of powder."



"To prove that the assertion is calumnious," replied he, "I have

only to do this."



Whereupon he lightly kissed her on the cheek, and his lips showed

that he was not.











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