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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HUSBAND--Where's your mistress

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HUSBAND--"Where's your mistress? She said she'd be ready in a

minute, and I've waited half an hour."



MAID--"She'll be down in a second, sir. She's changing her

complexion to match her new gown."











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What Do You Think Of Windig
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Mrs
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man