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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HUSBAND--Where's your mistress
Puns Home
HUSBAND--"Where's your mistress? She said she'd be ready in a
minute, and I've waited half an hour."
MAID--"She'll be down in a second, sir. She's changing her
complexion to match her new gown."
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Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Can You Swim Little Boy
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Where Are You Working Now
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of
It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat
And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
What Is The Secret Of Success
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
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