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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HUSBAND--Where's your mistress

Puns Home









HUSBAND--"Where's your mistress? She said she'd be ready in a

minute, and I've waited half an hour."



MAID--"She'll be down in a second, sir. She's changing her

complexion to match her new gown."











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I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Were You Attached To The Place
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You