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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How did you cure your boy of swearing

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"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"



"By the laying on of hands, principally."











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I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
The Street Car Lurched
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Why So Glum Blumly
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
What's The Matter John
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr