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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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How did you cure your boy of swearing
Puns Home
"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"
"By the laying on of hands, principally."
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Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Where Are You Working Now
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
Love They Say Is Blind
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
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