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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How did you cure your boy of swearing

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"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"



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Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of Stations Clearly And Distinctly
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Is Your Friend The Dentist A Society Chap
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Mrs
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Let Me See Said The Minister
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There