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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How did you cure your boy of swearing

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"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"



"By the laying on of hands, principally."











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What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Wife--got A Dollar
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
What Is The Secret Of Success
Where Are You Working Now
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me