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"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"



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A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Harold Began His Wife
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I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
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Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
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