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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How did you cure your boy of swearing

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"How did you cure your boy of swearing?"



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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say: The Saw's More Sad Than Witty The Public Gathers 'round To Play The Trust Controls The Kitty
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i