There was once a king of Prussia whose name was Frederick William. On a fine morning in June he went out alone to walk in the green woods. He was tired of the noise of the city, and he was glad to get away from it. So, as he walked among... Read more of THE KINGDOMS at Stories Poetry.comInformational Site Network Informational
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Hush not so loud

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"Hush, not so loud! We're having a conference of the powers."



"Eh! Who is conferring?"



"My wife, my mother-in-law and the cook."











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