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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
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When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Hush not so loud
Puns Home
"Hush, not so loud! We're having a conference of the powers."
"Eh! Who is conferring?"
"My wife, my mother-in-law and the cook."
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Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
We Are Told That Gen
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On
Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
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