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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I asked a young lady living on her pa's farm what they did with
all their fruit
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I asked a young lady living on her pa's farm what they did with
all their fruit? Says she: "We eat all we can and can all we
can't."
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She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
Do I Bore You
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Maud--how Do You Define Love
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
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