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"I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's

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An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
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He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
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Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
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There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
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