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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I am quite surprised Mr
Puns Home
"I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's
knowledge of parliamentary law."
"Great Caesar! Hasn't she been speaker of the house for the last
fifteen years?"
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Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath
Before Retiring
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
A Dude From St
Curious Isn't It
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
A Wag Who Thought To Have A Joke At The Expense Of An Irish
Provision Dealer Said Can You Supply Me With A Yard Of Pork
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
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