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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I am quite surprised Mr

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"I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's

knowledge of parliamentary law."



"Great Caesar! Hasn't she been speaker of the house for the last

fifteen years?"











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A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A Conclusion
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught Who Are Not Humorously Prone; A Man Without A Merry Thought Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
You Own Your Own House Don't You
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Where Are You Working Now
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt