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I am quite surprised Mr

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"I am quite surprised, Mr. Meeker, to account for your wife's

knowledge of parliamentary law."



"Great Caesar! Hasn't she been speaker of the house for the last

fifteen years?"











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What Is The Secret Of Success
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
If Tough Spells Tough
What's The Matter John
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
I Saw A Sign In A Hardware Store To-day 'cast Iron Sinks
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
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