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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Puns Home









"How are you to-day?"



"Oh, I can't kick."



"Thought you were ill."



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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
After All You Know Said Mr
What Have You Here
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
What Is Love
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Pressed For Work--cider
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Mrs
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills