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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Puns Home









"How are you to-day?"



"Oh, I can't kick."



"Thought you were ill."



"I am--I have the gout."











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What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck