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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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How are you to-day
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"How are you to-day?"
"Oh, I can't kick."
"Thought you were ill."
"I am--I have the gout."
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Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Why So Glum Blumly
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
A Dude From St
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
What's The Matter John
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
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Is This A Fire Insurance Office
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
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