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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day


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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How are you to-day

Puns Home











"How are you to-day?"



"Oh, I can't kick."



"Thought you were ill."



"I am--I have the gout."











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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Ah
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
When Was Money First Invented
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister