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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE: Do you know dear you remind me of Huyler's candy
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HE: Do you know, dear, you remind me of Huyler's candy.
SHE: Why? Because I am "so sweet?"
HE: No! "Fresh every hour."
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Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
I Will Not Sit That Way
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
--when Mrs
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
If Tough Spells Tough
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
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Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
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