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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music Maude

Puns Home









"Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music, Maude?" "I

go for the hims," said Maud.











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That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
Mrs
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Harold Began His Wife
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Knock And The World Knocks With You
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses So Often It's Brought To Your Minds People Who Live In Glass Houses Should Always Pull Down The Blinds