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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music Maude
Puns Home
"Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music, Maude?" "I
go for the hims," said Maud.
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The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
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