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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Do you think that as a rule people who attend theaters are superstitious

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"Do you think that as a rule people who attend theaters are

superstitious?"



"Do I think so? I know it. I have seen people sit for an hour

waiting for a ghost to walk."



"For that matter the actors themselves often wait longer than

that."











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No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of Water
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Is The Proprietor In
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Well Have You Anything To Say
Are You Engaged
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries