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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Electricity is a great educator
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Electricity is a great educator. Think what it has done to make
men see things in a new light.
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After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without
Reflecting
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
Are You Engaged
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
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