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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
And So Prof
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
What's The Matter John
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Gee Whizz
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey