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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Electricity is a great educator

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Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Diner--hello
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir