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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit