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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged