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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Elderly Man (greeting former acquaintance)--I remember your face
perfectly miss but your name has escaped me
Puns Home
Elderly Man (greeting former acquaintance)--"I remember your face
perfectly, miss, but your name has escaped me."
The Young Woman--"I don't wonder. It escaped me three years ago.
I am married now."
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I can't tell what they mean
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Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Is It Raining Girls
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
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